I tried to trade momma a handful of my dry apple dapple cereal for the rest of whatever she was eating for breakfast, but she declared it not a fair trade.
So I then tried to climb into her lap so I could steal directly from the bowl, but momma informed me she knew what I was up to and it wasn't going to work.
It isn't that I don't like apple dapples. I just like whatever it was momma was eating more.
