I Got Shot

Twice. In the leg. Cuz I turned 4 months old. Then momma drugged me. Then I fell asleep. And momma has decided not to move me until I declare myself ready to be moved. I'm not ready. Don't touch me.

Momma Is Trying to Poison Me

She calls it "rice cereal" and it's "flavored" with formula. I call it... Well... I'm a lady so I won't say what I call it.

I Am Samtastically Awesome

That is all! But really, isn't that enough?

Just Call Me

Samantha.
Sammy.
Samtron.
Samurai.
Dark Lady Samageddon.

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